Sunscreen Song Parody

Ξ November 27th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Creative |

Ok well I found this thanks to Myke sending me a link on web archive to my old site. It’s a parody of the Sunscreen song… why I wrote this I do not know. Here’s the original if you’ve forgotten.
I think I wrote this around the Millennium… and yes, I’ve always been a geek.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of a Mac. Oh, never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of a Mac until they’ve faded. But trust me in 20 years, you’ll look back at photos of them and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous they really looked. Your bandwidth is not as fat as you imagine. (more…)

 

Paperless

Ξ November 19th, 2008 | → 1 Comments | ∇ Rant |

This is progressive’s idea of going paperless. These were all in the same envelope, as little notes for you to write down your account number on the back when you decide to use the interweb as your billing tool. There was of course a ton of other literature, but I felt the purity of the irony of these as a collection was simply too priceless to distort.

 

Tampa International Car Show… REPENT!

Ξ November 13th, 2008 | → 2 Comments | ∇ Cars, Tampa |

No, no I don’t.