So Halloween is here again, and once again, it makes life a little difficult having facial hair. Now other than the usual lame Jesus, Osama Bin Laden, ZZ Top or possibly Evil Spock (totally not lame). So I did some digging into what is out there for bearded men looking for Halloween ideas for the modern nerd – I figured cartoon characters, video game folk, etc etc. Almost nothing… other than some guy with a blog complaining that he didn’t have any ideas. Anyway, I put together this list as a start… feel free to add to it if you find this site… which you won’t.
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Abraham Lincoln – Classic, especially if you’re an extreamly ugly man.
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Aquaman – Sure it’s really gay, even for a DC character, but blonde beards are even tougher to find.
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Aragorn – Liked the movies? Gay? This is the costume for you?
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Bluto – Perfect for if you’re big and and bearded.
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Che Guevara – hip, cool and it’ll drive your Republican friends nuts. Perfect!
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Chef – Big? Black? Balls!
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Chuck Norris – Insert whatever joke you want here.
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Commander Riker – Number 2 makes for a plausible halloween beard combination
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Daisuke Jigen – Lupin III sharp shooting sidekick.
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Fidel Castro – get it now while he is still slightly relevant.
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Frylock – well it would be a challange, but I figure some red face paint and some interesting head peice…
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Gandalf – Costume, Beard – More stupid LOTR garbage.
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Gordon Freeman – Half Life’s bad ass – would be an AWESOME costume!
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Hagrid – Good if you’re fat, bearded and a Harry Potter fan… so that’s like almost all of them…
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Hellboy – Looking for a Halloween costume where you can show your muscles and your beard?
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King Leonidas – See Hellboy, minus the red paint.
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LeChuck – Perfect costume for the 31st: Scary ghost pirate! And Monkey Island is the best game ever… period.
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Mentok the Mindtaker – Judge not lest thou have thou mind removed!
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Mr. T – Big? Black? Don’t like Southpark? Well look no futher!
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Obi Wan Kenobi – One of my favorite halloween costumes… got a lot of wear out of this one.
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R.J. MacReady – the most awesomest alien killing bearded badass. Not a particularly creative as a costume… but awesome!
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Shang Tsung – Got a goatee? Like changing shape? Perfect bead halloween costume for you then!
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Shang Tsung – Don’t like showing your pecs? How about your lats?
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Solid Snake – Simply perfect… if you’re a nerd.
Written in February of 2001, some sort of book review I believe…
Growing up in South Africa lends an interesting insight in reading literary works concerning my former homeland, such as Nadine Gordimer’s “Once Upon a Time”. In a what first appears to be a seemingly arbitrary introduction, Gordimer tells the story of her waking one night to fears of an intruder, only to realize that the noises she hears are from the creaking as her house, being built on top of the Johannesburg gold mines, begins to buckle under the stress. What is less apparent is that she is trying to show that South Africa is a country that is founded on the principles of exploiting black people for cheap labor to mine the richest gold and diamond fields in the world.
When Gordimer writes that the “passages of gold mines have hollowed the rock” (75), she is saying that the “house’s foundations” (75), the system of apartheid, is responsible for the fear that white people live in, waiting “already a victim” (75) of the next knifing by a “casual labourer…dismissed without pay” (75), or some other such “tsotsis” (77). She then proceeds to tell herself “a bed-time story” (76) about a family living in a very South African city. (more…)
Written around January 2001 for a discourse essay
On January 22, 1973, the Supreme Court handed down its decision in the case of Roe v. Wade, announcing that the United States Constitution protects a woman’s right to decide whether or not to terminate a pregnancy (Roe vs. Wade Supreme Court transcript 14). Seven justices voted in favor legalized abortion under limited circumstances and two dissented. This landmark ruling consolidated the rights won by women in the ‘60s and early 70s, and delivered instant benefits for women’s health and quality of life. It also delivered far-reaching social benefits to American society. The current threat to the ruling should be a matter of concern to all clear-thinking people. (more…)
Written around December 2000
For psychologists, direct patient care involves a number of activities including assessment, psychotherapy, crisis intervention, patient education, case management, and, increasingly, medication support. Increasingly, this work is conducted using telecommunications devices such as telephones, electronic mail (e-mail), or even video teleconference equipment.
The literature on “telehealth” is growing rapidly, doubling approximately every 6 months. The quality of the research is quite varied. Some studies are completely uncontrolled surveys based on measures with unknown reliability. Other studies are controlled, randomized clinical trials. Much of the literature is still theoretical, or at best descriptive. (more…)
Written around December 2000 – complete garbage
My group and I designed a test titled “So you think you’re a world traveler?” It was designed to measure a person’s world knowledge. In theory, it can be used to job screen a person for a social secretary position. The test measures whether a person has well-rounded knowledge of different countries, customs, foods, airports, currencies, capitals, and landmarks.
When designing the test, we divided up a map of the world into 6 blocks, using the 6 main continents of the world. From there, we generated 6 questions for each block using the categories of customs, foods, airports, currencies, capitals, and landmarks. (more…)
Written around November of 2000
I do not understand the mechanisms of addiction very well. I have been exposed to the “runner’s high” during competitive swimming, and while enjoying it, it didn’t move me on any level. Nicotine seems to have no affect on me, and alcohol is something that I enjoy at many occasions, but have never felt the need for a drink. My friends (many of whom smoke, exercise excessively or spend an unhealthy amount of time on Internet chat lines) attribute this to the fact that I don’t have an addictive personality. Is there such a thing? Well, it has become increasingly common knowledge that the sons of alcoholics are more likely to have a drinking problem, in fact I have a friend who abstains totally due to his father’s daily whiskey intake, but is do the sons of runners want to run more? Are the sons of smokers more likely to need nicotine to get through the day? (more…)