Halloween Beard Costume Ideas
Ξ October 30th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Creative |
So Halloween is here again, and once again, it makes life a little difficult having facial hair. Now other than the usual lame Jesus, Osama Bin Laden, ZZ Top or possibly Evil Spock (totally not lame). So I did some digging into what is out there for bearded men looking for Halloween ideas for the modern nerd – I figured cartoon characters, video game folk, etc etc. Almost nothing… other than some guy with a blog complaining that he didn’t have any ideas. Anyway, I put together this list as a start… feel free to add to it if you find this site… which you won’t.
- Abraham Lincoln – Classic, especially if you’re an extreamly ugly man.
- Aquaman – Sure it’s really gay, even for a DC character, but blonde beards are even tougher to find.
- Aragorn – Liked the movies? Gay? This is the costume for you?
- Bluto – Perfect for if you’re big and and bearded.
- Che Guevara – hip, cool and it’ll drive your Republican friends nuts. Perfect!
- Chef – Big? Black? Balls!
- Chuck Norris – Insert whatever joke you want here.
- Commander Riker – Number 2 makes for a plausible halloween beard combination
- Daisuke Jigen – Lupin III sharp shooting sidekick.
- Fidel Castro – get it now while he is still slightly relevant.
- Frylock – well it would be a challange, but I figure some red face paint and some interesting head peice…
- Gandalf – Costume, Beard – More stupid LOTR garbage.
- Gordon Freeman – Half Life’s bad ass – would be an AWESOME costume!
- Hagrid – Good if you’re fat, bearded and a Harry Potter fan… so that’s like almost all of them…
- Hellboy – Looking for a Halloween costume where you can show your muscles and your beard?
- King Leonidas – See Hellboy, minus the red paint.
- LeChuck – Perfect costume for the 31st: Scary ghost pirate! And Monkey Island is the best game ever… period.
- Mentok the Mindtaker – Judge not lest thou have thou mind removed!
- Mr. T – Big? Black? Don’t like Southpark? Well look no futher!
- Obi Wan Kenobi – One of my favorite halloween costumes… got a lot of wear out of this one.
- R.J. MacReady – the most awesomest alien killing bearded badass. Not a particularly creative as a costume… but awesome!
- Shang Tsung – Got a goatee? Like changing shape? Perfect bead halloween costume for you then!
- Shang Tsung – Don’t like showing your pecs? How about your lats?
- Solid Snake – Simply perfect… if you’re a nerd.
























