How IE is like a woman

Ξ July 6th, 2010 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Chats Logs |

Steve: how is you site coming

Justin: its going

Justin: you mean the design?

Steve: yep

Justin: its going OK

Justin: no big problems yet

Justin: not even with IE6

Steve: nice

Justin: ie6 is like a woman, just have to know how to treat her

Steve: grab her by her fucking throat and force her to do what you want

Justin: that’s how you treat your woman

Steve: if I had one a fucked up as IE I would

Steve: and I would only user her when I needed to test stuff out on

Steve: and I would never admit in public I was with her

Justin: haha

Justin: like a tranny

 

More AIM Insights from Justin to Steve

Ξ August 19th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Chats Logs |

Justin: I think short girls give better head

Justin: I’m not basing that on anything I actually know

Justin: just common sense

Steve: ?

Steve: what?!

Justin: I don’t know… seems logical

Steve: how so

Justin: they are are more appropriate height

Justin: plus, like I said, its just a hunch

 

The funniest conversation I’ve seen in a while

Ξ January 23rd, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Chats Logs |

Steve: you should set up a blog

Steve: or a flicker account of your time up there

Justin: Haha that reminds me of this guy I know who went to china and setup a blog

Justin: but all that was on it was stories about girls he tried to hook up with

Steve: oh yeah

Justin: but then he fell out of a third story window and had to be medivaced back home

Justin: then he got TB

Steve: wow

Steve: that is the worst story I have heard in a long while